a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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