I CAN MOONWALK!
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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