When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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