I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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