How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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