doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
