In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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