Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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