Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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