don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
two words...techno handjob
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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