My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
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Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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