I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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