My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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