Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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