on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen