I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B