And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.