Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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