You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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