They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.