I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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should my penis look like a turkey
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So vagazzling was a success
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