And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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