Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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