This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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