He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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