that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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