Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Sex in the backyard? Check.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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