she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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