Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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