Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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