we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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