i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I know her cup size but not her name....
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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