I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My bed smells like the plague
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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