Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize
