next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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