we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Life without a bra equals bliss.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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