Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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