Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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