He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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