I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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