I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Randomize
