What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
