Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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