Nicole vs. Life
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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