It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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