Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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