No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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