I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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