i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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