It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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