Cold hands, warm shart.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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