I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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