Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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