he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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