I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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