He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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