Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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