so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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