and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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